This is sort of a downer: My little bundle of joy, Zappo the dog, has swallowed something strange, hasn’t eaten in three days, is in the hospital, and requires emergency surgery (or else he dies). This procedure is incredibly expensive (about $5k when all is said and done). I would appreciate your well-wishes and if you have a couple bucks to spare, please pick up some comfy mustache apparel or a professional photographic print. Or maybe you’d like a discounted private portrait session with me. Every little bit helps. http://www.etsy.com/shop/Fedoraelmorro